Zelensky’s Rebuttal

Mr. President,

I have been America’s puppet since your government ran a successful coup in Ukraine in 2014.

To clarify, I’ve already worked out a deal with your government officials at the highest levels to be a “thorn in the side” of Russia while wiping out many in my own country through a war of attrition. I willingly admit that I sold out the Ukrainian people so me and my family could live the high life. And now the corporate vultures await the outcome.

But can you not say the same of yourself in regards to your own country, Mr. President? Are we not both servants of the same masters?

All of your billions lost to endless wars of aggression and your only solution is to throw more of your own people into the street?

I see now that you have lied to me and will hand me over to my enemies after this war ends; a war orchestrated and financed by your own government.

But tell me, Mr. President. How long will it be until you too are betrayed by the same Khazarian mafia that now betrays me?