False President

Chosen Few

You’re Despondents’ Dinner was an inside job
Your Miracle Ear was a skit
LEGO Army gives translations
That always proves you’re full of shit

You’ve failed to take Kharg Island
You’ve failed to take the Strait
Your boat people go hungry
And yet still you make them wait

Bankruptcy is your business
While selling out your homeland too
You’ve turned this third-world country 
Into fodder for the Jew

The draft is going nowhere
It doesn’t matter what you do
Nobody wants to die
For another’s chosen few